I’m kinda surprised that this one doesn’t exist yet, actually. It seems so obvious. Available here.
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Marsbeast 2.0!
So I had finally gotten the Marsbeast poster design completely finished… and then I decided that I didn’t like the creature itself. It seemed like a last-minute “filler” design, not the focus of a sci-fi/horror movie. Even a bad one. So I doodled around, spliced in a new creature, and… ta-dah. Available here.
My LTUE Schedule!
If you’re planning to attend Life, the Universe & Everything this week in Provo, Utah, here’s a handy little stalking guide to find yours truly: Thursday @ 3pm: Monsters in Fiction Why do you put monsters in your fiction? What is their purpose? (Zion) Larry Correia, Kevin L. Nielsen (M), Holli Anderson, Craig Nybo, Nathan…
Movies Seen Recently: Faith of Our Fathers, Now You See Me, Ghostbusters
Faith of Our Fathers (2015) – The tightrope that Christian movies — movies made by Christians, for Christians, about Christians — have to walk (and I’m including Mormon movies here) is that they want to (a) deal with the tough life issues that Christian faith can overcome, but also (b) provide family-friendly entertainment. Unfortunately, the best…
Movies Seen Recently: Phantasm IV: Oblivion, Phantasm: Ravager, High Plains Invaders
Phantasm IV: Oblivion (1998) – Despite writer-director Don Coscarelli commenting at the end of the shoot for Phantasm III that he really had no more ideas for the series, this sequel came only four years after the last one (the shortest gap between installments in the series). Of course, that’s enough time for the child…
B-Movie Posters, Direct to You!
Exciting news! I’ve (finally) arranged things so that you can order your favorites of the “B-Movies That Never Were” (I need to come up with a catchy catch-all brand name for them) directly from this website, with print-on-demand order fulfillment from ThePrintful.com. That means that even if you can’t come see me at local events…
Movies Seen Recently: Phantasm III, Finding Dory, 1776
Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead (1994) – My love affair with Phantasm II has been well documented, so I won’t rehash that here. This installment, released six years after the last one, brings back original actor A. Michael Baldwin as Mike (after having been replaced by James Le Gros in Phantasm II), then promptly…
Movies Seen Recently: The Jungle Book, Bubba Ho-Tep, Phantasm
The Jungle Book (2016) – As is the Disney M.O. these days, this version of The Jungle Book is a live-action remake of their own 1967 animated feature, which was only only very loosely based on a 25-words-or-less summary of the Rudyard Kipling book. In other words, as far as this 2016 version is concerned,…