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Trancers 5 (1994) – After as unimpressive as Trancers 4 was, this one is even duller.  Instead of following up on the pseudo-cliffhanger that ended the last installment, we leap forward WEEKS, with Jack Deth still stuck in this pseudo-medieval parallel universe that looks a lot like Romania.  The bad guy who was killed at…

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017) – I read a few of the translated Valerian graphic novels back in the day — nothing that this movie might or might not have been based on.  I usually found those graphic novels a little underwhelming on the whole, and that’s something this movie can…

I gave this talk in Sacrament Meeting last Sunday. This talk is in two parts. I’ll alert you to when the transition is. Earlier this year, 60 Minutes ran a “breathless exposé,” informing the world that The Church of Latter-day Saints had a lot of money from tithing in an investment fund. Nobody knows how…

As is our traditional, Friday night was our Halloween movie marathon. Alex, Sariah and Emma assembled (plus Alex’s fiancée, who finally doesn’t work a night job and can participate), chicken fingers and pizza and chips with queso were brought out, the lights dimmed, and the movies began! The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient…

Alien Beasts, aka Mutant Massacre (1991) – I very rarely give full commentary on movies that I don’t finish, but in this case I must make an exception, for this — YES, THIS — is officially the worst movie (by the definition of “audiovisual presentation that continues for a feature’s length”) ever made. Worse than…