Just what the title says: a list of the songs that, should I end up in Hell, I expect to be on constant rotation for my personal torment. (Warning: In true Lovecraftian fashion, just reading the titles of so many execrable songs in a row might be enough to cause brain lesions. Be thankful I…
Empire of the ‘B’s
It has a street date! The first segment of our long-awaited encyclopedic book project surveying the career and films of Charles Band has a street date! (Clicking the image below will take you to a PDF of the sell sheet.)
The Masque of the Red Death
The owner of the Italian restaurant across the street from the Pandemonium Art Gallery, which displays some of my artwork, is holding an Edgar Allan Poe-themed art auction on October 17th, and asked Jane at the gallery if any of her artists wanted to make something for the auction; he specifically asked after me, because…
The Fire in the Night.
As I mentioned on Facebook/Twitter (if this didn’t deserve a status update, nothing does), I was awakened last night at 12:30am by sirens and flashing lights. The house across the street was belching smoke, followed closely by flames. Mark is a barely retired widower who lives alone. He got out just in time (he even…
Assemblage Sketches
That’s a trilobite in the middle. Don’t know where I’ll get one…
The names of my next bands!
I like doing these covers for nonexistent bands; they’re simple design bites that allow me to get from start to fnish in under five minutes — especially delicious when I’m in the middle of a long design or art project. (original photo here)
Because I’m brilliant and you should all know it.
If you’re waiting with bated breath (or even baited breath — there are some pretty darned creative fishing techniques out there) for my Salt Lake Comic Con recap, I’m going to disappoint you. There are photogalleries aplenty around the internet; all I will add is that photos just don’t do justice to the spectacle of…
The Names of My Next Bands
So back in the pre-crash days of this blog, I posted a handful of album covers I had photoshopped together to go with the phrases I had labeled “the name of my next band.” Maybe I’ll repost those sometime in the future. But in the meantime, here are some NEW albums featuring the names of…