I think I’ll start doing these posts again, because my opinions are so amazing and stuff. Piranhaconda (2012) – Producer Roger Corman’s follow-up to surprise pop-cult fave Sharktopus (2010) similarly scrapes bottom; Corman has always prided himself on devoting exactly as many resources to a production to get the job done and no more, and since…

Well, for most of a week I’ve been living without outside employment. Come, let me share my world with you! I knew going into this that a strict schedule would be important. Otherwise, I’d treat every day like a Saturday, drifting from one thing to another with frequent naps in between.  (That’s not how I…

I suppose I probably ought to make a broad announcement. My position with my employer is going to be eliminated; my last day is April 15. At present, I have no other clear prospects, though I do have a few friend-of-a-friend networking leads.  At present, my tentative plan (pending final spousal approval) is this: If…

I was in such a hurry to get this to the Pandemonium Art Gallery yesterday before the “First Friday” art stroll that I didn’t get any pictures. (Heck, I showed up with the Liquid Nails still wet on the back.) So thanks to Jane @ Pandemonium for sending my some photos.   And yes, there is…

I just started second-draft revisions of The Last Christmas Gift: A Heartwarming Holiday Story of the Living Dead.  I plan to have them done in the next week or so, then get the book out to a few readers for vetting, make any revisions necessary, and have the book out this summer for (1) Christmas in…

You know the drill: Before…   …And after:

Because everyone needs to make their own Feejee Mermaid. Right?