The Lost Tribe (2010) – After an anthropological team makes the discovery of some “missing link” bones on a Southeast Asian island, a boatload of twentysomethings crashes on that same island and discovers that a tribe of carnivorous ape-men is alive, well, and nasty. This movie has two notable elements (“notable” does not mean “good”):…

Usually, my list is entirely of names that I recognize for good or ill.  This year it is a little different, for reasons that are uniquely bad, as will become apparent. Joseph Koo Earl Boen Adam Rich Jeff Beck King Constantine II Lisa Marie Presley Robbie Bachman Shari Dahmer Robbie Knievel Julian Sands Gina Lollobrigida…

Subspecies 5: Bloodrise (2023) – After twenty-five years, this Full Moon franchise is resurrected with an installment centering on Anders Hove, the original star of the first four films! Plus, Denise Duff, who plays his love interest/antagonist in the second through fourth movies, returns as perhaps the same character sorta, but in a previous life…

The one that’s obviously not mine is by a little girl who saw me sketching in church and wanted to draw in my sketchbook too.