Pitch Black (2000) – Look, for years and years the majority of the movies I watched were those I was reviewing.  That meant that I often didn’t see the movies that everyone else was talking about, okay? DON’T JUDGE ME. Anyway. This movie is a perfect illustration of how a motion picture, with its visceral…

Stag Night (2008) – Four friends out for a NYC bachelor party, plus two standoffish strippers from the last club they were kicked out of, accidentally end up on a long-abandoned subway platform, and from there become prey to feral cannibals living in the tunnels. If you’re thinking “The Hills Have Eyes meets C.H.U.D.“, you’re…

One for sale in my Etsy store… …and six directly from my sketchbook:

Two for sale in my Etsy shop… …and five directly from my sketchbook:

This is something that I had originally spelled in a Twitter thread, as it was too much to explain completely in 280 characters. (No, I’m not paying for Twitter Blue, which allows you to compose tweets of up to 4,000 characters. I’m cheap, that’s why.) But as I still truncated my comments for space, here’s…

Voodoo Island (1957) – A wealthy developer owns an island which would make a great resort, except the survey team he sent disappeared, and the only one who made it back alive is catatonic.  He turns to professional debunker Boris Karloff, who smirks as he puts together a team to go poke holes in any…

I’ve filled another sketchbook, so the Sketch of the Day is back on Instagram and Twitter!  

Thirst (2015) – An alien space capsule bearing a ravenous beastie crash-lands right where one of those wilderness survival hikes for wayward youth is trekking. Munching ensues. I started out with high(ish) hopes for this one as, despite the hokey B-movie premise, the acting and general production values seemed higher than the SyFy Original/The Asylum…