Ninja Apocalypse (2014) – In a moment of weakness I bought one of those “12 Sci-Fi Movie” bargain-bin megapacks (our local K-Mart was closing — big discounts!). This is the first movie in the collection that I attacked. So just so you know, I knew going in that it was going to be crap. The…
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Utah names!
It’s junior high concert night, so you know what that means: trolling through the program for made-up names! Syndle Kyler Reyse Shaylee Rylee Mersadies Malissa Jayla Paityn Shayia Kortnee Meleah (I wrote this on my phone, and you have no idea how frustrated my autocorrect got.)
New B-Movie Poster: HitlerBot vs. FrankenStalin
You know that moment in Ed Wood (1994) where Ed is at the premiere of Plan 9 From Outer Space and says, “This is the one. This is the one I’ll be remembered for”? Available here.
New B-Movie Poster: Swamp Spiders!
I’m kinda surprised that this one doesn’t exist yet, actually. It seems so obvious. Available here.
Marsbeast 2.0!
So I had finally gotten the Marsbeast poster design completely finished… and then I decided that I didn’t like the creature itself. It seemed like a last-minute “filler” design, not the focus of a sci-fi/horror movie. Even a bad one. So I doodled around, spliced in a new creature, and… ta-dah. Available here.
My LTUE Schedule!
If you’re planning to attend Life, the Universe & Everything this week in Provo, Utah, here’s a handy little stalking guide to find yours truly: Thursday @ 3pm: Monsters in Fiction Why do you put monsters in your fiction? What is their purpose? (Zion) Larry Correia, Kevin L. Nielsen (M), Holli Anderson, Craig Nybo, Nathan…
Movies Seen Recently: Faith of Our Fathers, Now You See Me, Ghostbusters
Faith of Our Fathers (2015) – The tightrope that Christian movies — movies made by Christians, for Christians, about Christians — have to walk (and I’m including Mormon movies here) is that they want to (a) deal with the tough life issues that Christian faith can overcome, but also (b) provide family-friendly entertainment. Unfortunately, the best…
Movies Seen Recently: Phantasm IV: Oblivion, Phantasm: Ravager, High Plains Invaders
Phantasm IV: Oblivion (1998) – Despite writer-director Don Coscarelli commenting at the end of the shoot for Phantasm III that he really had no more ideas for the series, this sequel came only four years after the last one (the shortest gap between installments in the series). Of course, that’s enough time for the child…