Exciting news! I’ve (finally) arranged things so that you can order your favorites of the “B-Movies That Never Were” (I need to come up with a catchy catch-all brand name for them) directly from this website, with print-on-demand order fulfillment from ThePrintful.com. That means that even if you can’t come see me at local events like Life, the Universe and Everything or Salt Lake Comic Con FanX, you can still get your hands on things like Nazi Sharks:
…or Rage of the Were Piranha:
…or any of the other bogus B-movie posters, with more coming.
I love these. How about Movies that really should exist somewhere?
I like the Nazi sharks, but I have a suggestion if you ever do a sequel poster. A shark’s dorsal fin poking above the water wearing a Nazi arm band.
I do have a sequel in mind…
By the way, Nathan, I just found out Starcrash can be viewed in its entirety on YouTube. Was there ever any progress in restoring your Cold Fusion review site? I vaguely remember there being potential to salvage some of the reviews, but I may be mistaken.
I’ve recovered all of the old reviews, but rebuilding the site as a whole would be a monumental undertaking. Plan B is to assemble more books of revised, era-centric reviews to put out, a la The Golden Age of Crap.